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| I am a female guide for a well-known outfitter in California. It is a strange life for a woman. You get to hang out, mostly, with guys and you get to be the boss of your own boat. You're treated like an equal and you're expected to pull your own weight. I've seen and met more interesting people on the river than any other place that I have ever been. I've met politicians, actors, ceo's, musicians, artists, sports figures, and just plain John and Jane Doe's!
On one particular trip on the Southfork American river, I was helping with lunch at Miner's Creek. This is a beautiful spot on the river where an ancient oak tree spans a distance of several hundred feet. Gnarled old branches hang low enough to sit on, and the shade provided is wonderful on those hot summer days. We had just called the group for lunch and I walked over to a high, rocky spot in the sun to eat my lunch. A small group of women from the trip joined me as we laughed and talked about the rapids that day. One of the women pointed to a small group across the ravine and started to comment on this really buffed-out guy. Of course, all the ladies started staring. This guy was huge. He had muscles on top of muscles. He had cut-off sweats which looked like the only pants that could fit his incredibly huge legs. We were staring, when suddenly I recognized the guy. It was Arnold Schwarzenegger! I started jumping up and down and when I said his name, the women started screaming. He looked over at us knowingly. He knew we had recognized him. He smiled at us in a welcoming sort of way. We walked over to him and acted like silly school girls. He even let me squeeze his |
arm! He asked us if we were having a good time and we all nodded dumbfoundly. I just couldn't believe that "The Terminator" was standing next to me letting me squeeze his arm. Mr. S just smiled and of course, we all asked for his autograph. He was so nice and sweet. He signed his name on napkins and torn sheets of paper.
I still have that autograph. I will never forget my brush with this most famous international actor of all time. What a rush! --Denise-- ps. He was really handsome in real life! copyright April 2002 Update: Sept 22, 2005 Go California whitewater rafting! Even the new Gov Ahhhnold has done it! Go to the Stories Home Page Go to the Funny Comics for river related cartoons Even more stories. Read about the 1986 high water year! |
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